"we’re having guests over come downstairs"
when someone say hi to ya bae for too long
when you think the gif is frozen and you stare at it for like 5 minutes and ur like oh thats just a picture
saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid
whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal
When you realize u forgot your phone.